Murphy's Law

Paragraph Four, Line 5 clearly states:

"Whinging about package delivery times will immediately evoke aforementioned tardy package, thus depositing metaphorical egg on face".

Witness:


Shimmer in Stained Glass and Alpaca Cloud in Midnight


detail of midnight

Oh. Sooo. Soooooft. I can almost forgive the waiting. Hold on (pet pet pet). Yeah. All is forgiven.